Jacksonville Pilot Shot in New Years Eve celebratory gunfire

... the folks we spoke to at the FAA say the chances of it happening again are almost infinitesimally small ...

I can see it now : Billy Bob is in the pickup, and says 'Shee-it, Cletus, it says here that y'all thunk we couldn't hit a little 'ole airplane. Look, there's one now, pass me my gun. Yeehah!'